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Rules Of engagement, or Rules Of estrangement }-

Have fun. Show Respect To the Deceased.

The Rules.......

Have Fun

Be Your Yourself- Be You Character

Trust no one- Especially the person you are sitting beside.

Obey Donna +The EnvoLopes (And Parrots)

EnJoy Your COCKTAILs + Dinner-IT COULD be your LAST. (Probably is given the number of people that have expressed an interested in your demise.  

When You get back in the car to leave the Rowan Mallon/ Jennings Multiverse- we must all be friends.

If You Are HAPPY To - You Could.......

  • Maire A ovation to

  • HELP CARRY the Bodies OuT.

  • Dance:   ALL NIGHT LONG-ALL NIGHT LONG.

Further Rules

Donna Is RIGHT-No Arguments.

These people are no longer your Friend Or Family, These people are your competition

Your Spouse's, Partners, Kids, Friends And Acquaintances have Been In Touch! They want you eliminated! Trust no One (except Donna)

Most Important:. The estate of Rowan Jennings is paying for the event which Includes reading of the will and -

  • Your Accommodation (ALL)

  • Your Food +Drink (This may not be a Lot, Given the number of People Who want you eliminated.  (ALL)

  • Use Of Gym +Swimming Pool

  • CHILD minding

  • Legal representation

  1. DO NOT COME, IF UNWILLING To Comply.

If the drive is there to make speech -

--------Please God. -Keep It Short.

Do not encourage John Mallon (AKA Sir Percival Pocketsnatch - The Butler) To Play Guitar.

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